I wonder if everyone else also perceives the following split, temporal personalities in themselves.
Past Self -- weasel. Does nothing but the bare minimum and always stays up late following his nose and leaving me tired as hell.
Present Self -- martyr. Always dealing with the mess left behind by Past Self. After making it through the mess he left me in, I deserve some time following my nose. So what if I'm up until one million o'clock? Future self will be fiiine.
Future Self -- poor fella.
And so it goes... right round.